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FEM FATAL

by Wendy Miasma

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Preface 03:20
2.
Practical 03:19
Right wing people are practical PRACTICAL! PRACTICAL! Right wing people get things done, they're PRACTICAL! PRACTICAL! Saving money, balancing the books PRACTICAL! PRACTICAL! Defending traditional values PRACTICAL! PRACTICAL! They're called The Right for a reason They're electorally correct It's enough to make one Poclitically erect And if The Left are divided They will never be united They'll never vote tactically They are impaired practically Boris Johnson PRACTICAL! PRACTICAL! Theresa May PRACTICAL! PRACTICAL! David Cameron PRACTICAL! PRACTICAL! Tony Blair PRACTICAL! PRACTICAL! Waffly speeches Silly hairdos Dominic Cummings Misfits, weirdos Tax-haven Brexit Drab aesthetics Universal Credit And eugenics They're called The Right for a reason They're electorally correct It's enough to make one Poclitically erect And if The Left are divided They will never be united They'll never vote tactically They are impaired practically They're called The Right for a reason They're electorally correct It's enough to make one Poclitically erect [HELLISH NOISE]
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under wraps 03:56
I will keep it under wraps this time I don't know what's happening to me And when the stars align I don't feel it anymore than you Femin- or masculine I feel more a melding of the two With made-up spell I Summon up a seal Who is the sealer? The paradox says: 'This cannot be real, Which makes it realer' I wear these gloves so I can never feel So who's the feeler? I keep the mask on What does that reveal O Great Revealer?
4.
I joined a witches' coven To find eternity We cast a spell so divine We died and found that heaven Is a sorority And I'm on cloud sixty-nine I let my skin become a porous membrane Souls seeping out and in I cannot tell where all the other witches End and where I begin We have decayed into a swirling light-ball Effulgence feminine Finally spun into a lucid thread The fates have been woven in Infinite tapestry Feminate history Indulgent faggotry Efflugent mystery I have seen every sun and moon From in my time cocoon The clock screaming one cuckoo Eternally for you Your time is nigh Now It's always now
5.
Rock Hard 02:48
I guess I'm the best to Impress in a dress Yes, I'm nothing to mess with, I'm FUCKING ROCK HARD My band is the tits We'll fuck up all you shits Trash our room in The Ritz, coz we FUCKING ROCK HARD Motherfuckers I'm a star, so I'm plasma A tantric orgasmer I'm Wendy Miasma, I'm FUCKING ROCK HARD I've got bigger pecs Than the opposite sex Best believe I can flex, coz I'm FUCKING ROCK HARD You stupid shits [DALI DE SAINT PAUL] A tale that few have lived to tell A run-in with the Queen of Hell Her demon horde will carve you up Upon your entrails she shall sup Upon the patriarchs a pox This is Queen Wendy when she rocks [ROBERT RIDLEY-SHACKLETON] Masculinity's toxic I'll cure it with rock Sic a dog on its coccyx, I'll FUCKING ROCK HARD Society lied There is strength in the pride In your feminine side, c'mon! FUCKING ROCK HARD OK boomer In case you can't tell Things are going quite well Crushed the forces of hell, yeah I'm FUCKING ROCK HARD Guess that's everything, so I'm Gonna mosey on home Back to my catacomb, so stay FUCKING ROCK HARD Wendy out
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Clinging with my fingertips Onto my relationships Waiting for the day to end Fading inspiration and Waning motivation and Waiting for the day to end Something I'm not dealing with Eat away my feelings with Waiting for the day to end Sit and fiddle with my thumbs Twiddle until I am numb Waiting for the day to end All my life away I piss Thinking of what I will miss Waiting for the day to end All my life a copy-paste Thinking of what I will waste Waiting for the day to end All my life I've been this way Not knowing what I should say Waiting for the day to end Is this text OK to send? Will you want to be my friend? Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end I'm Waiting for the day to end I'm Waiting for the day to end Constantly averse to thrills Not willing to up my skills Waiting for the day to end Grinding on computer games Watching people save the frames Waiting for the day to end Swiping people just for fun Never talk to anyone Waiting for the day to end Lie for hours in the sun Never get anything done Waiting for the day to end All this time spent in despair Never getting anywhere Waiting for the day to end All this time I spend in fear Wishing I could have you here Waiting for the day to end All this time I spend alone Please don't call be on the phone Waiting for the day to end All the things I left unread All the things I left unsaid Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end Waiting for the day to end I'm Waiting for the day to end I'm Waiting for the day to end
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Ghouls conspire in my head Brandishing a spool of thread Tie it 'round my stumble-tongue Breath extinguished from my lung Fumble at a loss for words Mumble incoherent turds Socially acceptable Self is censored sensible Could you love either version of me? A self-fulfilling aversion to me Hi there! If you couldn't tell I don't meet new people well I get all up in my head Lose the conversation thread Taciturn by nature, though Relishing the ebb and flow I think you are pretty great Can we go out on a date? Could you love either version of me? A self-fulfilling aversion to me Feeling beastly and pock-scarred Mirror shows a tub of lard Emotionally feathered and tarred Burnt up, I'm a rainbow charred Oh god, I've been caught off guard! (Now I'm crushing pretty hard) Now I'm crushing pretty hard (Now I'm crushing pretty hard) Thought my heart was fully barred! (Now I'm crushing pretty hard) Now I'm crushing pretty hard (Now I'm crushing pretty hard) My deck's down to just one card! (Now I'm crushing pretty hard) Now I'm crushing pretty hard (Now I'm crushing pretty hard) Are we lovers crossly-starred? (Now I'm crushing pretty hard) Now I'm crushing pretty hard (Now I'm crushing pretty hard)
9.
Take almost everything about yourself Cover it up with an elaborate façade It's really not that hard Build up a barrier of someone else Sculpt something strong to shield and suffocate your joy From clay that draws your breath To cushion you from death 'That thing inside's not you! You're faking it! Making things up to hurt the ones who love you best You're really like the rest! We stick together 'cause we're all the same! We've fashioned a brand-new baby boy By carving out a smile!' A line of self-denial Do everything you can to believe them And kill ur inner fem Do everything you can to please them And kill ur inner fem Do everything you can to deceive them And kill ur inner fem Do everything you can to appease them And kill ur inner fem
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FEM FATAL 03:32
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released July 3, 2020

Owen Chambers - washing up on 1, vocals on 2, 4, 5, 7
Tina Hitchens - flute on 1, vocals on 2, 4, vocoder on 7

Caitlin Alais Callahan - double bass on 1
Charlie Miles - field recordings on 1
Dali de Saint Paul - vocals on 5
D-M Withers - electronics, field recordings on 1
Euan Metz - vocals, electronics on 1
Matthew Grigg - guitar/amplifier on 2
Rebecca Sneddon - sax on 4
Robert Ridley-Shackleton - vocals on 5
Robin Foster - drums, electronics on 1

Wendy Miasma - everything else

Mixed by Wendy Miasma
Mastered by Robin Foster

Art by B. Mure - bmuredraws.com

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